The lovely Jillian and I from MITU. She is a fucking doll.

My summary will be short,

Chris and Wendy are two amazing people. They let some creepy dude that they only met once stay at their house. You two are really an awesome couple and I really don’t have words to describe how thankful I am for your guys generosity. 

It was great meeting all of the new people and of course was great getting to see all of the people that I have met in Chicago and DC.

Advantage of a small group is you get to have more individual conversations.

It was a very long, but very short weekend. 

Next year we do brunch instead of breakfast.

Not much sleep, too much alcohol and lots of laughs.

Dan made a comment that I was being perverted. I quickly changed that.

It was a great weekend and worth feeling like shit today.

awakemysoul69:

All the awesome at mitu

I found my new wife that I’m in love with.

Posting because I know she wouldn’t want me to.

Mitu

Me and my boo Kara.

So Chris and Wendy have been gracious enough to let me crash at the infamous Money Pit.

Well the couch I am sleeping on is right next to the kitchen. So you guys don’t interrupt my sleep, I have taken the liberty upon myself to cancel MITU 9am breakfast and move it to 1pm brunch.

Thank yall for your understanding and any guest that arrives before 1245 will be shot.

I kid.

When I first started on Tumblr I wrote a lot of serious posts. I have been doing a lot of serious posts lately. Not exactly sure why, but it feels good to serious sometimes. 

Minus my birthday dinner, I have being doing good eating and I need to exercise more. Stephanie and Giselle are helping me as my motivational partners. I am grateful for that. 

I start my job tomorrow. The anxiety has lessened and my excitement has grown. I doubt KIK and Tumblr will be options at this job. WTF am I going to do? I hope I don’t get the shakes from withdrawal. 

MITU this weekend. Some new and some old will be there. I am trying to convince Chris to let me take a body shot out of his belly button. 

Happy birthday Molly, ya fucker.

Fall time is the best time to light candles. I have an obsession with candles. My laptop area looks like I am having a seance with so many candles. Meredith bought me a maple pumpkin candle. It smells so good. 

I recently learned how to “insert links” into posts. So that’s what I am doing on this post.

My buddy fell off the wagon his mom just messaged me on Facebook. I just talked to her and he has been MIA for a day now. I am not really bothered by this as I should. Fucker needs to get his shit together. 

I don’t think I have ever done this before, but axe me questions I am bored.

I can’t wait for MITU so I can finally show Quetaratara my world famous “man-tuck trick” behind my legs.

1. I was supposed to go to see Stevie Nicks (My favorite female singer) & Rod Stewart this Saturday. Due to a combination of my SIL needing rest b/c she is prego & lack of funds, it will not be happening. 
2. I have absolutely zero plans this weekend. First time in awhile I have no agenda for the weekend. It’s been a pretty great summer.
3. Got a couple messages from the Michigan crew this week about MITU. Gonna to try my damnedest to make it to the Mitten State.
4. I wish I was going to Dallas this weekend. A lot of my favorite Tumblr people are from Texas, even though a few won’t be attending. I would’ve made them come if I was attending.
5. Due to my recent vacations with the internet, I have been doing a lot of explaining about Tumblr to my friends. No matter how many time I tell my brother & SIL, they still think I am on a sex-swinging website. At certain times of the night Tumblr kinda is, but my friends are finally understanding it. The funny thing is, none of them ever want to see my page when I offer (Probably b/c they know I’m a sick fuck).