Just me humping futurelotterywinner’s foot….WHAT??? WE’RE FROM THE INTERNET!!!!
(my butt looks huge here)
Toe-fucking Liz. I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.
This was my only sightseeing I did in DC. Pretty sure my high school History teacher would be proud of me.
10 hour road-trip to DC
Lindsey—OH EM GEE I’M SO FUGGIN EXCITED.
ME—I hope I don’t get diarrhea.
Lindsey—We’ll bring a plastic bag or something.
Leading cities in bedbugs in the United States
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HAVE FUN IN D.C. NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. New York (SNARK)
2. Cincinnati (MY HOME TOWN!!!!!)
3. Detroit
4. Chicago (CHSH)
5. Philadelphia
6. Denver
7. Washington, D.C. (D.C. Tweet Up)
8. Los Angeles
9. Boston
10. San Francisco
11. Columbus, Ohio
12. Dayton, Ohio
13. Baltimore
14. Louisville, Ky.
15. Dallas (Dallas Tweet Down)
