O.D.B. Died For Our Sins
I bought both of these on the same day.
If I ever get an STD, it better be from a chick that was out of my league.
Eat whale blubber you snot faced turkey tit!
If girls don’t poop, then my last girlfriend must have been a post-op tranny.
The more bumper-stickers on a car, the slower people seem to drive!
If Magic Johnson blows a whistle, does that mean it’s no longer “clean as a whistle?”
Her: I am going to kiss your brother’s mouth, with my vagina.
Me: If you kiss my brother with your vagina, I am going to make him suck my dick, so it’s basically us having sex with each other.
Pasteisfun or Michael Moore?
My parents would’ve unfollowed me 20 years ago.
I will be back in an hour, after I shower and eat some dinner.
I wanna put my D, in your M,V & B.
If you get a neck tattoo, you might as well just have it say Will Work For Minimum Wage.
The only thing more awkward than walking in on my parents having sex, was walking in on them having sex and they asked me to join.
That one time when you accidentally texted your mom a picture of your dick and she responds with a picture of her snatch.
Nice to see anon is back to being a JERKFACE!!!!!
If I ever find out who wrote this, I am going to do naughty, kinky things to them!!!
Since Michigan has beaten THE Ohio State University in football.
Tomorrow will be another win for the Buckeyes
you are no longer allowed to bitch when Tumblr keeps crashing or running extra slow.
Woops. Throwback Thursday you sick fucks.
He’s a good representative to what the city of Detroit is like.
Happy Birthday Baby Jesus
I just wanna makeout
like WITH a horny teenager!!!
My biggest concern for tomorrow is that all of you girls are going to be too busy to post you’re usual extra sexy SST pictures.
Make sure you add the pic’s to your queue, if you’re going to be out all day.
Brad and the rest of the men of Tumblr.
These kegel exercises I have been doing are really making a difference. I feel like an 18 year old boy all over again.
There’s nothing that I enjoy more than unnecessary holiday traffic at 1:30PM.
I am still waiting for the first lame post to why “Black” Friday is racist.
I have never seen the show before, minus a few seconds here and there.
Watching Paula Abdul really makes me miss drugs. Good God is she a train-wreck, and I love it.
The suicide reports were all a PR stunt for my upcoming reality show with Andrew Dice Clay, MC Hammer & Jon Gosselin.
I Am Buddhist
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