Sadly, I think the majority of you stick around because you love my random asshole posts.
Well Brad Pitt looks almost exactly like me and I don’t let it bother me.
In all seriousness, I would never claim to be the famous person. Being famous would suck. I would try to make money off of my likeness with said celebrity, either doing appearances or stunt-double or whatever.
My two main goals in life are to be happy and to retire early. If I can make money off of looking like a celebrity, I sure as hell going to take advantage of it. I want enough money to retire now!!
Daddy’s little boy is totally creepy.
Awwww, my dearest Lizzie. This means so much to me.
Now come over hear and give me a kiss on my penis and sit on my face!
I am about to drop them all because none of those fuckers have a swimming pool.
Since throwing away my old shoes, I now wear Crocs when cutting grass.
Unfollow at will.
This past week has been one of the most stressful and essentially fucked up weeks that I have had in years. I didn’t post anything about it. I guess I am not as open on here as I thought, or some things are better to be left unsaid.
I have no idea when the last time I did an actual legit Truthful Tuesday
I’m nowhere near being a nerd. I don’t know anything about comics, cartoons or those movies. With that being said, I don’t play video games and don’t understand the posts about XBox or Playstation.
I’m a dork. I like to know statistics about things, esp in sports. 60 Minutes is one of my favorite shows. I love watching the news and HGTV. So I may not be a nerd, but I am totally a dork.
Pretty excited that I might be hanging out with Savana this week.
I got more to say, but I gotta go poop. Talk to you kids later.
Hoe’s down” —Snoop Doggy Dogg
Six weeks shy of his 16th birthday, Joe Nuxhall becomes the youngest person to play in a major league contest in this century. After being called in the ninth inning into a 13-0 rout by the Cardinals at Crosley Field, the 15-year high school southpaw, who will stay in the Reds organization for over sixty years, becoming best known as the voice for the team’s radio broadcasts, retires the first batter he faces, but is unable to get out of the inning, yielding five walks, two hits, one wild pitch and five runs.
Out” —Joey Gladstone
Chad Johnson gets no jail time & slaps his lawyers ass in celebration. Judge didn’t like that, he gets 30 days in jail and 3 months probation added.
Adam Pacman Jones decides to punch a girl in her face at a bar. Yup, he’s in jail too.