A few years ago, it looked like John Goodman was going to keel over and die like John Candy.
Now that he has lost a ton of weight, he seems to be in every movie & show.
Good for Dan Connor. He will always be my favorite TV dad.
There seem to be two types of people in this world, people that love feet and want to jerkoff all over them or people that hate feet and will freak out when you start scooting your feet over near them.
I am in the minority. I have no stance on feet. They don’t gross me out, unless they are really nasty and do nothing to turn me on.
This may be the only thing that’s normal about me, because I may or may not have an obsession about buttholes. But shh, don’t tell anyone that.
I want him to follow around the band and kill all of their annoying fans.
If I hesitate to hug you, it’s because I’m not wearing a bra.
If I make a move to hug you, chances are it’s because I have a boner.
You’re standing next to someone peeing in a urinal and you fart.
The urinal is a very awkward situation anyway. You’re standing a foot away from another guy with your dicks in your hands.
So with it being the bathroom, where you go to relieve your body functions. Do you say excuse me if you fart, or do you ignore it and keep staring at the other guys dick hoping he doesn’t catch you?