No context necessary.
How am i going to send you girls dick pics?
1. Found out yesterday that my cousin was diagnosed with Leukemia yesterday. Not close with her at all, but it’s still sad.
2. I had two beers tonight and I got buzzed. I couldn’t tell you the last time I drank. I am such a cheap date.
3. Gotta work tomorrow and I will probably be extremely busy, then I am off on Sunday where I have brunch at my grandma’s.
4. There’s nothing but shitty concerts this summer in Cincinnati, but Fleetwood Mac plays in Columbus this October and going to have to check them out.
5. I wanna travel. Someone invite me to visit them.