"I did this when I was a kid too, mostly because there was nowhere else to do it out in this empty stretch of beach. I swam away from the crime scene. When I looked back there were several pelicans circling the turd. Isn't nature amazing?" these are not mine, it's just something I thought you'd appreciate :)
Thanks for the poop stories, anon
"When I was a kid I took secret delight in pooping in the sea when we went to the beach. I would swim away to a secluded spot and push one out. Then I'd discreetly climb up onto the jetty and just lie there and watch. One time in three, a few minutes would pass and some tourist would start screaming. I felt such pride and satisfaction."
2nd chance or cut him off?
I caught one of my best friends stealing from me last night. Short story long, he is an addict. We were addicts together, but I got clean and he still struggles. We have known each other for 17 years.
I value friendships, but I have to trust you in order to be my friend. I don’t know if I should end the friendship and write him off as being a junkie or give him a second shot and try to get him help.
I slept like shit last night. I know it’s the addict in him that was stealing, but I was a different addict, I never stole a dime when I was an addict.
Tumblr, what should I do?
With as much sex as Ron Jeremy has
TMZ confirms Idris Elba has died.
Recommend walking around naked in your living room.
If anyone wants a Christmas card, PM me your name and address.
I have no idea what he’s saying, but Yellow Ledbetter is still one of my favorite songs